Category Archives: advice
Fussin-Fightin & Feudin
Hello, beautiful readers! I have missed y’all and can’t wait to share my latest dating misadventure! I have a little story to tell about man named Hillbilly J. So, here I am just skipping down Life’s Lane, when all of … Continue reading
Boomerang…Crikey!
I threw him out. He returned. I threw him out. He returned. He threw me out. I returned. You get the idea. One of those disgusting-to-watch relationships where one of the two participants is nice and the other is a … Continue reading
Familiar Old Dirt Road
It’s hard to believe that time has found me stuck on the side of this familiar dirt road, sitting on my suitcase, stuffed full of dirty laundry and makeup. I am grimy and travel-weary. One year later, I am nowhere. … Continue reading
3rd verse….Same as the 1st
Tonight I feel physically sick. I have a sinking feeling in my stomach that I am in a mess that is going to be hard to fix. I am unemployed, not by choice. I am alone on a holiday because … Continue reading
The Truth of What I am Trying to Ignore
I am trying to start a BS diet. (NML my blogging guru at Baggage Reclaim created this concept.) So, here goes: Him. He is too far away. I never hear from him during the day except on weekends. On weekends, … Continue reading
Coconut Candy Gram: Get the hell out of this mess now!
I have continued with my resolution to avoid dating sites. They are full of unavailable men. Don’t think I am being critical, because these are my people! I am most comfortable dealing with men on the fringe. Not to say … Continue reading
Dreaming a little dream of me…
So today is the first step on  my new path. I did good. I fought off the temptation of ruining my fitness plan. I stuck to my guns about not getting on a dating site. And I tackled my elliptical. … Continue reading
Daddy Dating Don’ts
Dating site crazies! I am beyond the point of sanity. Ok  I have a NEW pet peeve *Crowd cheers*. What in the hell is up with older men posing in their main pics with their hot teenage daughters?! It is … Continue reading
Dating Site Relapse!
They’re telling me to go to rehab…. I said….Ok, good idea. Y’all, I have had a dating site relapse! I am waking up with the kind of hangover where you smell vomit somewhere in your room…look for it and can’t … Continue reading
It’s been a Berry, Berry Bizarre Month on the Dating Site!
Here is the reality of my Duds-ville dating Disaster: I feel like I need to update y’all on the myriad of men that disappoint. I think I have set an all-time record low on man selection! Professor Poetry: Yikes! He … Continue reading