Category Archives: Sarcasm

Fussin-Fightin & Feudin

Hello, beautiful readers! I have missed y’all and can’t wait to share my latest dating misadventure! I have a little story to tell about man named Hillbilly J. So, here I am just skipping down Life’s Lane, when all of … Continue reading

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Boomerang…Crikey!

I threw him out. He returned. I threw him out. He returned. He threw me out. I returned. You get the idea. One of those disgusting-to-watch relationships where one of the two participants is nice and the other is a … Continue reading

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Coconut Candy Gram: Get the hell out of this mess now!

I have continued with my resolution to avoid dating sites. They are full of unavailable men. Don’t think I am being critical, because these are my people!  I am most comfortable dealing with men on the fringe. Not to say … Continue reading

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Dating Site Relapse!

They’re telling me to go to rehab…. I said….Ok, good idea. Y’all, I have had a dating site relapse! I am waking up with the kind of hangover where you smell vomit somewhere in your room…look for it and can’t … Continue reading

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It’s been a Berry, Berry Bizarre Month on the Dating Site!

Here is the reality of my Duds-ville dating Disaster: I feel like I need to update y’all on the myriad of men that disappoint. I think I have set an all-time record low on man selection! Professor Poetry: Yikes! He … Continue reading

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Gratitude

I didn’t want to post a negative post. I think that says it all. I am anonymously blogging and still feel the pressure to be pleasant. I had a terrible, no-good, awful day at work yesterday. I got written up … Continue reading

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Random Thoughts

I am not sure where to begin this post. My head is a mumble-jumble of random thoughts that I am afraid are not very interesting. I have been texting Mr. Bubby Wubby (too much text, not enough talk) and I … Continue reading

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Set ’em up. I’ll knock ’em Down!

I have left the Golden Oldies building. It’s time to Rock-N-Bowl! (What?! I don’t know…sometimes these things just come to me without explanation. Awkward, I know.) I have ended my membership at the Golden Oldies (READ: NASTY OLD PERVS) site. … Continue reading

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Jingle Balls..I mean, Bells.

It’s Christmas Eve, Y’all.   It has me thinking about the past few weeks, which have been so fast-paced that I haven’t had time to write. I have met about 30 men (not in person!) who are wanting to be … Continue reading

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Back in the Saddle

I have joined a new dating website. Well, actually I call it a business website. It is a website that is very exclusive and has men who are wealthy. I like it because a lot of them are older (I … Continue reading

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