Category Archives: Martinis

It’s been a Berry, Berry Bizarre Month on the Dating Site!

Here is the reality of my Duds-ville dating Disaster: I feel like I need to update y’all on the myriad of men that disappoint. I think I have set an all-time record low on man selection! Professor Poetry: Yikes! He … Continue reading

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Set ’em up. I’ll knock ’em Down!

I have left the Golden Oldies building. It’s time to Rock-N-Bowl! (What?! I don’t know…sometimes these things just come to me without explanation. Awkward, I know.) I have ended my membership at the Golden Oldies (READ: NASTY OLD PERVS) site. … Continue reading

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Thankful

Tonight, I am focusing on gratitude.     I am Thankful for:My beautiful, brilliant babies.My mental health and ability to think and reason.My job, however imperfect the company I work for may be.The amazing people that God has lead into … Continue reading

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Crossroads

Well, Y’all, I think I am at a crossroad. I have to probably make a choice and I am going to have to hurt someone. There really is not a choice to be made. Mr. Number Cruncher has my heart … Continue reading

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The Perfect Date

Mr. Sexcessful asked me out for an evening date. This first night time date was the kind of scene you see in movies. I almost can’t even believe that it happened. Perfection. He picked me up and drove me to … Continue reading

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