Category Archives: Candy

Coconut Candy Gram: Get the hell out of this mess now!

I have continued with my resolution to avoid dating sites. They are full of unavailable men. Don’t think I am being critical, because these are my people!  I am most comfortable dealing with men on the fringe. Not to say … Continue reading

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It’s been a Berry, Berry Bizarre Month on the Dating Site!

Here is the reality of my Duds-ville dating Disaster: I feel like I need to update y’all on the myriad of men that disappoint. I think I have set an all-time record low on man selection! Professor Poetry: Yikes! He … Continue reading

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Delicious Delights

I feel like a Cole Porter song.  Singing, shimmying, swaying, smiling. The Man parade this weekend was bizarre at best, but also good.  We had Friday night which included Mr. Phone Man, who I cancelled out on Thursday. He didn’t … Continue reading

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Jingle Balls..I mean, Bells.

It’s Christmas Eve, Y’all.   It has me thinking about the past few weeks, which have been so fast-paced that I haven’t had time to write. I have met about 30 men (not in person!) who are wanting to be … Continue reading

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Ya Better Love Tootsie Rolls!

So Man Candy finally sent me an explanation for his cowardly departure: “When we were in Tarjet, you made fun of me in front of strangers about liking tootsie rolls.” Ummmm Say Wha?! My response: (a la Mad TV’s Bon … Continue reading

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