Category Archives: party

Dating Site Relapse!

They’re telling me to go to rehab…. I said….Ok, good idea. Y’all, I have had a dating site relapse! I am waking up with the kind of hangover where you smell vomit somewhere in your room…look for it and can’t … Continue reading

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Delicious Delights

I feel like a Cole Porter song.  Singing, shimmying, swaying, smiling. The Man parade this weekend was bizarre at best, but also good.  We had Friday night which included Mr. Phone Man, who I cancelled out on Thursday. He didn’t … Continue reading

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All Bets are Off!

One day I am going to win a BIG casino jackpot. I can feel it. I am such a gambler that I just know it’s a-coming. Now is the time for y’all to go to the window and cash in … Continue reading

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Big Guhl Grill

One of my favorite blogs is Baggage Reclaim. Natalie hits the nail on the head with every post she writes! I am sad to report that, while I am absorbing her genius wisdom, I am apparently not applying it to my … Continue reading

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I bid you, “Good Day, Sir!!” Humph!

As usual, my life has been a whirl wind. Mr. Number Cruncher is no longer with us. (I think we all saw that one coming as I wrote my blog with him in my bed.) He responded to my questions … Continue reading

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Life is a Beach!

What a week, Y’all! I am exhausted. Friday night, Big Daddy came over to take me to dinner. He brought me the most beautiful flowers I have ever received! They were gorgeous! I was so happy to see my handsome … Continue reading

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Feather Storm

Apparently, Miss Maribel Maeve has worked herself into a tizzy. I went to work as usual and suddenly found myself gasping for air and thinking that I was having an asthma attack. I had someone pick me up to go … Continue reading

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Crossroads

Well, Y’all, I think I am at a crossroad. I have to probably make a choice and I am going to have to hurt someone. There really is not a choice to be made. Mr. Number Cruncher has my heart … Continue reading

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Sweet and Salty

You know that feeling you get when your throat is closing up and you feel like your eyes are swelling shut? Like maybe you have a shellfish allergy and someone slipped you a shrimp? Well, that gasping-for-breath feeling with butterflies- … Continue reading

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The Perfect Date

Mr. Sexcessful asked me out for an evening date. This first night time date was the kind of scene you see in movies. I almost can’t even believe that it happened. Perfection. He picked me up and drove me to … Continue reading

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