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Dating Site Relapse!

They’re telling me to go to rehab…. I said….Ok, good idea. Y’all, I have had a dating site relapse! I am waking up with the kind of hangover where you smell vomit somewhere in your room…look for it and can’t … Continue reading

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Ya Better Love Tootsie Rolls!

So Man Candy finally sent me an explanation for his cowardly departure: “When we were in Tarjet, you made fun of me in front of strangers about liking tootsie rolls.” Ummmm Say Wha?! My response: (a la Mad TV’s Bon … Continue reading

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All Bets are Off!

One day I am going to win a BIG casino jackpot. I can feel it. I am such a gambler that I just know it’s a-coming. Now is the time for y’all to go to the window and cash in … Continue reading

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Change

A lot has happened in the past week! Man Candy never REALLY left the picture, I guess.  The day after we broke up, we talked and I told him all of the things that made me feel like we really … Continue reading

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So long, Sucka!!

So long, Sucker!  (And yes, I am talking to myself!) Mr. Number Cruncher aka Man Candy has left the proverbial building. What a strange exit he chose, but thank goodness *sigh of relief* he is gone. Last night is usually … Continue reading

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Thankful

Tonight, I am focusing on gratitude.     I am Thankful for:My beautiful, brilliant babies.My mental health and ability to think and reason.My job, however imperfect the company I work for may be.The amazing people that God has lead into … Continue reading

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Man-Town Olympics 2K11: keep the torch burning, men.

Big Daddy is a man that asks a lot of questions. He wants to know my life history, but then wants to push me into the casual zone. I am going to explain that you can’t be emotionally intimate and … Continue reading

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Life is a Beach!

What a week, Y’all! I am exhausted. Friday night, Big Daddy came over to take me to dinner. He brought me the most beautiful flowers I have ever received! They were gorgeous! I was so happy to see my handsome … Continue reading

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The Perfect Date

Mr. Sexcessful asked me out for an evening date. This first night time date was the kind of scene you see in movies. I almost can’t even believe that it happened. Perfection. He picked me up and drove me to … Continue reading

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Next stop…Skankville

I don’t know how many single parents read my blog, but today, I need to have a side bar. My Mama is obsessed with me getting married. Nevermind the fact that I have been single for only one year. (Legally, less than … Continue reading

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