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Ya Better Love Tootsie Rolls!

So Man Candy finally sent me an explanation for his cowardly departure: “When we were in Tarjet, you made fun of me in front of strangers about liking tootsie rolls.” Ummmm Say Wha?! My response: (a la Mad TV’s Bon … Continue reading

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All Bets are Off!

One day I am going to win a BIG casino jackpot. I can feel it. I am such a gambler that I just know it’s a-coming. Now is the time for y’all to go to the window and cash in … Continue reading

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Sweet Treats

The candy shop has turned into a bakery.  Big Daddy, Mr. Number Cruncher and many others are gone. Big Daddy revealed himself to be a true Narcissist. He was unable to be there for me as a friend when I … Continue reading

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Twister: You may not be in Kansas

The words he used burned in my brain. The way he blamed me for ruining things. He said I should not have asked so many questions about our future. It was almost comical to see him from the outside in: … Continue reading

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It is finally over. No tears. Just goodbye.

I was shocked at the timing, but not the action. Two days ago, Mr, Loves Being Loved told me he was going to move here to be with me. He went on and on for two hours about how much … Continue reading

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Relapse.Ridiculous!

  If love is a drug, then I fell off the wagon. UGH. Relapse. It has been a long day, y’all. I didn’t sleep last night and spent the day exhausted. I think exhaustion makes me emotionally vulnerable. I am … Continue reading

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Life, Love and Lust

Here is a small piece of advice from me to you: Never marry a man you don’t love and Never love a man you can’t marry. The former was my previous situation. Like an idiot I married a man I … Continue reading

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Sunday Morning Confessions…

Hopeful. HOPE-FULL. Full of hope. I am working on this concept. I remember what it was like to feel it every morning. Today I feel better about where I am in life. I am working out the details for my … Continue reading

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Please don’t feed the Ego!

I am just in despair. I think it has taken a week to set in, but I have realized that Mr. Loves Being Loved is a total ASSHOLE. And BTW yes, I am angry and I am hurt. Mr. LBL … Continue reading

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Candyland: Dancing my way to the Sweet Ending

I have spent the entire day trying to figure out how to deal with this ridiculous situation I am in with Mr. Loves Being Loved. (Yes, folks, there has been a name change in order to accommodate his ever-changing chameleonic approach to … Continue reading

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