Category Archives: drinking

Coconut Candy Gram: Get the hell out of this mess now!

I have continued with my resolution to avoid dating sites. They are full of unavailable men. Don’t think I am being critical, because these are my people!  I am most comfortable dealing with men on the fringe. Not to say … Continue reading

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Dreaming a little dream of me…

So today is the first step on  my new path. I did good. I fought off the temptation of ruining my fitness plan. I stuck to my guns about not getting on a dating site. And I tackled my elliptical. … Continue reading

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Dating Site Relapse!

They’re telling me to go to rehab…. I said….Ok, good idea. Y’all, I have had a dating site relapse! I am waking up with the kind of hangover where you smell vomit somewhere in your room…look for it and can’t … Continue reading

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It’s been a Berry, Berry Bizarre Month on the Dating Site!

Here is the reality of my Duds-ville dating Disaster: I feel like I need to update y’all on the myriad of men that disappoint. I think I have set an all-time record low on man selection! Professor Poetry: Yikes! He … Continue reading

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Excuse me…don’t I know you?

Here’s what I am thinking: Dating is frustrating! I don’t know why my experience with the online dating site is so different this time. For some reason, there is a different “crowd”. I have been asked out by 6 police … Continue reading

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Set ’em up. I’ll knock ’em Down!

I have left the Golden Oldies building. It’s time to Rock-N-Bowl! (What?! I don’t know…sometimes these things just come to me without explanation. Awkward, I know.) I have ended my membership at the Golden Oldies (READ: NASTY OLD PERVS) site. … Continue reading

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Ya Better Love Tootsie Rolls!

So Man Candy finally sent me an explanation for his cowardly departure: “When we were in Tarjet, you made fun of me in front of strangers about liking tootsie rolls.” Ummmm Say Wha?! My response: (a la Mad TV’s Bon … Continue reading

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All Bets are Off!

One day I am going to win a BIG casino jackpot. I can feel it. I am such a gambler that I just know it’s a-coming. Now is the time for y’all to go to the window and cash in … Continue reading

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Change

A lot has happened in the past week! Man Candy never REALLY left the picture, I guess.  The day after we broke up, we talked and I told him all of the things that made me feel like we really … Continue reading

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So long, Sucka!!

So long, Sucker!  (And yes, I am talking to myself!) Mr. Number Cruncher aka Man Candy has left the proverbial building. What a strange exit he chose, but thank goodness *sigh of relief* he is gone. Last night is usually … Continue reading

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