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Hello, Old Friend, Please Don’t Eat Me!

I don’t even believe in a real love that lasts anymore. How terrible to feel hopeless about ever being able to keep a love. I am willing to admit it is partially my fault. I don’t choose love wisely. I … Continue reading

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It’s been a Berry, Berry Bizarre Month on the Dating Site!

Here is the reality of my Duds-ville dating Disaster: I feel like I need to update y’all on the myriad of men that disappoint. I think I have set an all-time record low on man selection! Professor Poetry: Yikes! He … Continue reading

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Looking back…moving forward

I have finally reached the end of the man candy road. I can’t take anymore. Not one single more first meeting, filled with fake interest in what I think or feel. Can’t take another false hope or future faker. I … Continue reading

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Excuse me…don’t I know you?

Here’s what I am thinking: Dating is frustrating! I don’t know why my experience with the online dating site is so different this time. For some reason, there is a different “crowd”. I have been asked out by 6 police … Continue reading

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Delicious Delights

I feel like a Cole Porter song.  Singing, shimmying, swaying, smiling. The Man parade this weekend was bizarre at best, but also good.  We had Friday night which included Mr. Phone Man, who I cancelled out on Thursday. He didn’t … Continue reading

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Set ’em up. I’ll knock ’em Down!

I have left the Golden Oldies building. It’s time to Rock-N-Bowl! (What?! I don’t know…sometimes these things just come to me without explanation. Awkward, I know.) I have ended my membership at the Golden Oldies (READ: NASTY OLD PERVS) site. … Continue reading

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So long Golden Oldies!

I think I may abandon ship on the online dating scene. I do not understand the rules or the code evidently. If you are old and fat, you don’t really have a lot of leverage to heckle me for “more … Continue reading

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Miss Maribel Maeve Melancholia

I know: That you can be dead without dying. That the breath and life that filled your chest can leave and all that remains is shallow nothingness. The depth of love and dreams and hope exhaled in a breath I … Continue reading

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Back in the Saddle

I have joined a new dating website. Well, actually I call it a business website. It is a website that is very exclusive and has men who are wealthy. I like it because a lot of them are older (I … Continue reading

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Change

A lot has happened in the past week! Man Candy never REALLY left the picture, I guess.  The day after we broke up, we talked and I told him all of the things that made me feel like we really … Continue reading

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