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So long Golden Oldies!

I think I may abandon ship on the online dating scene. I do not understand the rules or the code evidently. If you are old and fat, you don’t really have a lot of leverage to heckle me for “more … Continue reading

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Miss Maribel Maeve Melancholia

I know: That you can be dead without dying. That the breath and life that filled your chest can leave and all that remains is shallow nothingness. The depth of love and dreams and hope exhaled in a breath I … Continue reading

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Ya Better Love Tootsie Rolls!

So Man Candy finally sent me an explanation for his cowardly departure: “When we were in Tarjet, you made fun of me in front of strangers about liking tootsie rolls.” Ummmm Say Wha?! My response: (a la Mad TV’s Bon … Continue reading

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All Bets are Off!

One day I am going to win a BIG casino jackpot. I can feel it. I am such a gambler that I just know it’s a-coming. Now is the time for y’all to go to the window and cash in … Continue reading

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So long, Sucka!!

So long, Sucker!  (And yes, I am talking to myself!) Mr. Number Cruncher aka Man Candy has left the proverbial building. What a strange exit he chose, but thank goodness *sigh of relief* he is gone. Last night is usually … Continue reading

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Between a Rock…and..well, a Rock.

This is what it feels like to stand in a crevice between two giant boulders. You know, the kind of fight for survival pinned-in-ness that causes a person to sever their arm to escape alive. I am losing consciousness in … Continue reading

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Another time….another place….

I really hate to be a downer tonight, but I am a downer tonight. Welcome to the redundant department of redundancy. I made a BIG decision tonight to deactivate my dating site account. “Why?!!!!” you ask. Well, I found the … Continue reading

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See how I’ll leave with every piece of you…Don’t underestimate the things that I will do

You’re gonna wish you never had met me. Tears are gonna fall rollin’ in the deep.- Adele The day was long and brutal. I had people to deal with all day at work, and a mountain of paperwork. I couldn’t … Continue reading

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Twister: You may not be in Kansas

The words he used burned in my brain. The way he blamed me for ruining things. He said I should not have asked so many questions about our future. It was almost comical to see him from the outside in: … Continue reading

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It is finally over. No tears. Just goodbye.

I was shocked at the timing, but not the action. Two days ago, Mr, Loves Being Loved told me he was going to move here to be with me. He went on and on for two hours about how much … Continue reading

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